What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

What misfortune led to an important discovery?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

We now told, by Senator Grassley, that on the FBI form about the Biden bribery story, there is a Burisma exec who says he has 17 tapes of his deal with the Biden. 15 of Hunter and 2 of Joe Biden? What would this do to Hunter/Joe Biden if released?

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

Why are people with borderline personality disorder so capable of ripping someone apart with their words?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”